Image by Rob Boudon
CURSE THE PHOTOG! RETRO POST!!!
I recommend viewing this pic in it's FULL SIZE to really see what is going on.
Anyone who knows me knows I'm a classic video game nut. Back in 2004 I was learning to use photoshop and decided to use myself as a guinea pig by placing images of me into some Donkey Kong games. Dude, I'm totally holding a banana in the Donkey Kong Jr. Post... Brilliant!
Below is the actual text from those old blog posts...
Donkey Kong - 10/6/2004 | Comments (16)
"C'mon Mario just pick up the barrel! Let's go! How are we ever gonna rescue Pauline from Donkey Kong with all your slackin'. Sheesh." I gotta tell ya, Pauline (the girl in distress) is a total Monet... she looks pretty good from far away but up close its just a big ol' mess.
Donkey Kong Jr. - 10/8/2004 | Comments (7)
Geez Mario, Just when I thought you were cool, you gotta pull some sh*t like this? Why are you attacking a poor baby chimp with metal traps? I hope P.E.T.A. doesn't ever find out about this game. I also noticed you have blue facial hair, is that a genetic thing or just a really bad idea from your stylist?
Donkey Kong 3 - 10/9/2004 | Comments (3)
These Donkey Kong games get weirder and weirder. In this one Donkey Kong invades a greenhouse and commands bugs to steal flowers. Mario is in jail for his cruelty to animals soooo, Stanley has to ward off these beasts. He does this by shooting bug spray up Donkey Kong's ass. What? Anyway, these flowers smell great! Um... Dara, what are you and Jillian doing here?
Donkey Kong Jr. Math - 10/9/2004 | Comments (5)
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzz. Jeez-us this game is boring. I can't believe Nintendo thought kids would learn math through Donkey Kong Jr. A nice thought but not the greatest game. Here's what I learned... Photog + Donkey Kong Jr. Math = Sleephair stylist games
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